New year

New Year Special – For All People in Need

For All People in Need

This year the sun will shine just a little more and the birds will sing as they have never sung before for the Great Dane is in his generous mood.

THE GREAT DANE SAYS
– TAKE WHAT YOU NEED

Myself
My youth
My money back
My dignity
Your forgiveness
That you come back
Help to survive
Bollocks
The world
More bass
Perfect breasts
An extra inch
Longer joints
Reality
Imagination
Time travel
Grown-up kids
Laxative
Psychoanalysis
The Great Dane
A hundred and ten per cent
A lover
A friend
A new partner
Better sex
A real orgasm
A lobster
A life
A job
A toilet, now!!!
A less complex world
A kick in the ass
A large drink

There is more to take at:
www.justanotheralterego.com

Just Another Alter Ego is a series of articles about a bumpy road trip into an urban utopia: not one still to come, not one that someday may be, but one that already is the hard, thrilling and colourful hyperreality of life in our cities.

Story © The Great Dane
Illustrations © Sally Wilde